Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Ross.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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