- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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