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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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