- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

I was watching Fox news.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A guy walks into a bar

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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