- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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