- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Ross.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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