- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

how do you win a game try your best

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call an arab ?

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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