How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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anus

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You are joking right?

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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