What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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