- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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