- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Male leadership.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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