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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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