so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Uh... What was emulating again?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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