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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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