- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

"hey do you know the date" "58"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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