- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

you give like i give lomain

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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