- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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