- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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