- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i was sitting down

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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