- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Okay.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Then none of us want to be right.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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