What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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