What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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