Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

you give like i give lomain

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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