- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

you give like i give lomain

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A guy at a baseball game....

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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