- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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