What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

autistic kids rock

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Anti Joke

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