Charlie Sheen

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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