- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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