- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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