- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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