- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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