- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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