John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Santa isn't real

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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