Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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