- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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