What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

And Stephen Hawking said.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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