Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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