Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Dwight Howard

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

j.p. is dumb

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

haha

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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