- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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