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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

My Nan, that is all.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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