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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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