Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Knock Knock.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what are three short words? i a am

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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