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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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