- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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