- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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