On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Jack Stevens

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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