Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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