- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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