- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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