what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Gus's mom

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Abortion.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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WNBA

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