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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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