- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's 9 + 10 19

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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