What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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karn chevalier

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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My peni s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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