Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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João Duarte reads this.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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