how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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