i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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