- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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