- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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