Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

i'm hard

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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