How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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