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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Barack Obama is a good president.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Ross.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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