there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Anti Joke

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