The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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