What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A gay man watches football.

Barack Obama is a good president.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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