man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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