- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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