- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

The holocaust

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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