Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

i'm hard

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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