Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Wolfjob.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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